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Wednesday, Aug. 13, 2003Moving: the pain in my anus that it is!
Friday, Aug. 01, 2003 5 Steps To A Successful Relationship
Thursday, Jul. 31, 2003 Na na na na boo boo!
Thursday, Jul. 31, 2003 I want to know what you think
Wednesday, Jul. 30, 2003 Being shot in the head would feel better
Tuesday, Jul. 29, 2003 Money is the root of all evil
Monday, Jul. 28, 2003 Angry people who make me happy
Friday, Jul. 25, 2003 For sale: 1 kidney, great condition, 1977 female
Friday, Jul. 25, 2003 Do it properly or don't do it all, anusface
Wednesday, Jul. 23, 2003 Munch on my ass
Wednesday, Jul. 23, 2003 But it keeps the ecomony healthy or something, right?
Tuesday, Jul. 22, 2003 Hot monkey sex on Pike's "Peak"
Monday, Jul. 21, 2003 The price may change, but the whores stay the same
Monday, Jul. 21, 2003 Don't cuss, call Gus. . .
Monday, Jul. 21, 2003 Oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh, the right stuff!
Monday, Jul. 21, 2003 Once again the highlight of my weekend involves poop.
Sunday, Jul. 20, 2003 Why yes, yes I am a greaser, thank you.
Friday, Jul. 18, 2003 Don't cuss, call Gus, he'll cuss for the both of us
Thursday, Jul. 17, 2003 Yahoo personals get. . . personal
Thursday, Jul. 17, 2003 One of those sweet, rare moments
Thursday, Jul. 17, 2003 Hungry enough to gnaw off my hand, I guess
Wednesday, Jul. 16, 2003 I simply don't use the term, "FUCK OFF!" enough
Tuesday, Jul. 15, 2003 I've got fecal matter up my nostrils!
Tuesday, Jul. 15, 2003 And I wonder why personal ads have such bad raps
Monday, Jul. 14, 2003 Sometimes I feel compelled to do something
Monday, Jul. 14, 2003 The old guys just can't get enough of me
Monday, Jul. 14, 2003 I might hate my job, but only when I actually do it for 3 hours a day.
Monday, Jul. 14, 2003 Mother Fuck Ass Bitch Shithole Cunt
Monday, Jul. 14, 2003 Don't hate my blog because it's beautiful
Friday, Jul. 11, 2003 It's gettin' hot in here!
Thursday, Jul. 10, 2003 What is so difficult about an about page?
Thursday, Jul. 10, 2003 I can't believe it turned into such a big deal!
Thursday, Jul. 10, 2003 Something to offend everyone!
Thursday, Jul. 10, 2003 Don't get pissy with me just because your dick is of microscopic proportions!
Wednesday, Jul. 9, 2003 This trip is going to kick so much ass
Wednesday, Jul. 9, 2003 Hi, My name is Angela and I'm a blogaholic
Wednesday, Jul. 9, 2003 Typical male, a big fat baby
Tuesday, Jul. 8, 2003 Viva Las Vegas!
Monday, Jul. 7, 2003 It's ALLLLLL makes sense now
07.03.2003 The Looooooooove Boat!
07.03.2003 fuck off fuck off fuck off, thank you
07.03.2003 A Survival Guide for farting and pooping at WORK
07.03.2003 It's a natural human function
07.02.2003 Music the whole office can enjoy
07.02.2003 The Talking Anus Page update
07.02.2003 Homeless people need sex too
07.02.2003 Let's do the spreadsheet together baby
07.02.2003 Not all fantasies are sexual
07.01.2003 Get your freak on, just shut your fat mouth about it
07.01.2003 Whore no. 1, exit stage left
06.30.2003 Pictures from my trip
06.29.2003 I'm didn't die afterall
06.29.2003 California, here I come baby
06.23.2003 Goodnight sweetheart weeeelllllll it's time to gooooo
06.21.2003 Bitches ain't shit but ho's and trick's
06.21.2003 I'll be in CA in less than 48 hours!
06.21.2003 I love my mommy, she rocks
06.21.2003 Let's get married
06.20.2003 The older I get, the dumber I become
06.20.2003 Veggies and water, no thanks
06.19.2003 What does it mean?
06.19.2003 You love me, you REALLY love me!
06.18.2003 Midwest Swing
06.17.2003 Because I'm just weird like that
06.17.2003 I'm desperate for change
06.16.2003 Barely conscious
06.16.2003 Friday the 13th... ooo, scary
06.13.2003 Why I hate my hair and want to shave it bald
06.12.2003 Dumb da-dumb dumb duuuuuuuumb
06.12.2003 Where IS the love?
06.12.2003 25 years down, 40 to go
06.12.2003 Something is missing or I'm just missing it
06.12.2003 You're fucking kidding me, right?
06.12.2003 Talking Anus
06.11.2003 Sweet Virgin Mary, what have I done?
06.11.2003 I'm a big fat picky bitch
06.10.2003 Reason #1,234,567 why I hate corporate America
06.09.2003 Everyone needs to be held accountable
06.08.2003 Wish I could sleep like a baby
06.07.2003 Poop is funny, yeah... until you have to touch it
06.07.2003 This could very well turn me into an alcoholic
06.06.2003 Being drunk at work is cool
06.05.2003 That's what I get for being a design whore
06.05.2003 It's funny and you know it
06.04.2003 I never said I was perfect, or right for that matter
06.04.2003 Naughty girls need love to, or something
06.03.2003 Yeah
06.02.2003 Why is fake so beautiful?
06.01.2003 A touchy (no pun intended) subject
05.31.2003 You know you want me
05.30.2003 The professional
05.30.2003 Everything is shit
05.29.2003 Itsy bitsy teeny weeny shriveled little short short font
05.28.2003 I can always count on you crackwhores
05.28.2003 Introducing Jelly Bean Designs!
05.27.2003 My first semi-normal date in a year
05.27.2003 I always knew it, but now it's official... I'm a pervert
05.25.2003 We laughed, we cried, we drank!
05.24.2003 This is only a test
05.23.2003 It's like Christmas and all my gifts are bloggers!
05.23.2003 The insecurity that's always looming over my head.
05.22.2003 Dilbert . . . reminds me of Dildo. Heh.
05.21.2003 Did I ever tell you you're my hero?
05.21.2003 I do nothing all day and they still pay me!
05.20.2003 Water makes me pee.
05.16.2003 My name can kick your names ass.
05.16.2003 I'd like to shove that cancer stick up your a-hole buddy!
05.15.2003 San Fran, baby, Cisco that is!
05.15.2003 Some things are just impossible.
05.14.2003 Sturge, rhymes with urge, and I've got it.
05.13.2003 It hurts so bad, I want to shoot myself.
05.13.2003 I'm pissed off.
05.13.2003 What is takes to make me homicidal.
05.10.2003 I can do nice. See?
05.09.2003 I'll figure it out one of these days.
05.09.2003 Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff!
05.08.2003 My brain won't leave me alone.
05.08.2003 Something crawled in my mouth and took a gigantic dump.
05.07.2003 Oh Veronica, how I love you so.
05.05.2003 The crack whore who wouldn't die.
05.05.2003 Die, crackwhore! DIE! [Part II]
05.04.2003 Die, crackwhore! DIE!
05.03.2003 Let's do it!
05.01.2003 I actually have shit to do, people!
04.29.2003 When did my world go to shit?
04.28.2003 Meet the Pickers.
04.27.2003 Welcome to Swear Bear's world.
04.25.2003 Mother fucker shit ass bitch dickhole! [Part II]
04.25.2003 Mother fucker shit ass bitch dickhole!
04.24.2003 My favorite irritating person.
04.23.2003 Fuck magazines.
04.22.2003 What is the deal with the g-string obsession?
04.18.2003 Crabby
04.17.2003 Humanity sucks.
04.16.2003 Mi Familia
04.15.2003 With my help, you too, can stop being an annoying fucker.
04.14.2003 Did I ever tell you about the time I went to jail?
04.11.2003 For my peeps! East coast, west coast, worldwide!
04.10.2003 Something new, and some old shit.
04.09.2003 Our differences make us beautiful.
04.08.2003 An Iraqi woman speaks out.
04.07.2003 Do your kids a favor, discipline them.
04.06.2003 Dilbert always knows what's in my heart.
04.04.2003 I feel sick.
04.04.2003 He puts the ARSE in Arsenio.
04.03.2003 Creepy day.
04.03.2003 Gimme soma dat!
04.01.2003 Just rip my heart out now, because it's practically dead anyway.
03.31.2003 Homework is for suckers!
03.30.2003 My taste buds have a mind of their own.
03.28.2003 The cutest thing to ever come out of my uterus!
03.26.2003 I need a piece of ass. Pronto.
03.26.2003 My biggest secret yet.
03.25.2003 The Monday morning pubic hair welcome sign.
03.24.2003 That's why it's called Operation Iraqi FREEDOM!
03.22.2003 A long ass entry about body image.
03.20.2003 Alrighty, ya'll have a nass day now.
03.19.2003 My brother stole my lesbian lover!
03.18.2003 Mondays are irritating enough by themselves.
03.17.2003 Easily faint should not read this.
03.14.2003 Oh God that's rank!
03.14.2003 Innocent lives lost and they cheer?
03.14.2003 If I have to come in here again, I'm crackin' skulls!
03.14.2003 I just get so tired sometimes.
03.13.2003 Really, I just wish you'd stop being such a cunt. [Part II]
03.12.2003 What is means to be a real bitch.
03.10.2003 I've changed it so many times now, I've lost count.
03.08.2003 You people care way too much about what other dipshits think.
03.07.2003 Are you really anti-racism or is it just for show?
03.05.2003 Why Christina doesn't need to see the gynecologist.
03.04.2003 The 1,953,447th time that flatulence made me laugh.
03.03.2003 Picture time
03.01.2003 What the hell is going on man?
02.28.2003 I may very well possibly indeed actually sort of kinda have an attitude problem today.
02.27.2003 I wish I was a scumbag like you, so I could fucking kill you.
02.26.2003 I'll be deleting this in a bit, but it had to be said.
02.26.2003 This is possibly the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
02.24.2003 I am woman, hear me roar. Rrrrrraaarrrr!
02.21.2003 If I could shoot bullets out of my eyeballs today, you'd all be dead.
02.20.2003 The creators and supporters of Joe Millionaire all deserve to be executed.
02.18.2003 Yeah, I try to sneak a peak at the package, so what?
02.17.2003 I'm like the best sister ever!
02.14.2003 If you really love me, you'll do it. [Manipulation at its finest.]
02.13.2003 I'll just bend over right now and take it like a man.
02.13.2003 This world is full of sick bastards. And I'm one of them.
02.11.2003 Is happy AND single really such a hard concept to grasp?
02.09.2003 Don't make me bitch slap your stuck up ass across this webpage!
02.07.2003 Why I'm a pissed of fucking bitch and everyone should be a feminist.
02.06.2003 I'm scratching my boob like it's a damn mating call.
02.06.2003 This is only a warning.
02.05.2003 I can not believe how much I love this song!
02.04.2003 Something new and something old revised.
02.03.2003 The equivalent to scratching my nails on a chalkboard.
02.02.2003 I want to bitch slap you and then make sweet, sweet love.
01.31.2003 My interview with BobMcgoogle and fat love.
01.30.2003 I like big dicks and I can not lie, you other sistas can't deny!
01.29.2003 Is that your mouth or a monkey's anus?
01.28.2003 I'm a greedy, ungrateful poophead.
01.27.2003 It doesn't necessarily mean I'm going to hell though.
01.24.2003 Really I just wish you'd stop being such a cunt. [Part I]
01.23.2003 Don't be alarmed, that was just my brain exploding.
01.22.2003 Yeah? Well, suck big hairy ball sacks then!
01.17.2003 Stay calm, keep walking, do not look them in the eyes.
01.14.2003 It's like being sucked into quicksand.
01.13.2003 Destiny's Child said it best.
01.07.2003 Like that first morning fart. Aahhhhhh.
01.03.2003 I eat my boogers. On accident.
01.02.2003
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