Is that your mouth or a monkey's anus? 01.28.2003

If I hear one more person say John Mayer is hot, I think I'm going to spew chunks. No offense, Robin, but I think he is gross. His mouth looks like a swollen monkey's asshole. And something about his song, 'Your Body is a Wonderland' really turns me off. It's just another song about a woman's body and sex, he just didn't use dirty lyrics, so people are thinking it's romantic or something. Sorry, but, eww. You want sexy? Try here, here or here.

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