| I really love that people are finding me through yahoo and google searches by "doggiestyle" and "smelly crotch." I'm glad that the real nitty gritty of this diary is being found. I just wish more people would find me by searching for "big dicks" and "swollen monkey's asshole." Or better yet, "big hairy ball sacks."
In case you are retarded and didn't catch that, I was joking. You people are SICK!
It's been 27 days since my last cigarette. And it's been hard as fuck. I want to smoke worse than I've ever wanted anything in my life. I would sell my soul for a smoke right now. God help me.
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