| Normally I find it highly annoying when someone just puts down the lyrics of a song for an entry. But today I feel that there is one song that totally and completely sums up my feelings, so here it is. Its just one of those days, Where you don't want to wake up, Everything is fucked, Everybody sucks. You don't really know why, But you wanna justify, Rippin someone's head off. No human contact, and if you interact, your life is on contract. Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker, It's just one of those days It's all about the he-says, she-says bullshit, I think you better quit, let the shit slip Or youll be leaving with a fat lip. It's all about the he-says, she-says bullshit, I think you better quit, talking that shit. Its just one of those days Feeling like a freight train. First one to complain, Leaves with a bloodstain. Damn right I'm a maniac, You better watch your back, Cause I'm fucking up your program. And then your stuck up, You just lucked up, Next in line to get fucked up. Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker, It's just one of those days It's all about the he-says, she-says bullshit, I think you better quit, let the shit slip Or youll be leaving with a fat lip. It's all about the he-says, she-says bullshit, I think you better quit, talking that shit Ohh, so come and get it. I feel like shit, My suggestion..is to keep your distance. Cause right now im dangerous. We've all felt like shit, And been treated like shit. All those motherfuckers, That wanna step up, I hope you know, I pack a chainsaw. I'll skin your ass raw, And if my day keeps going this way, I just might Break something tonight. I pack a chainsaw. I'll skin your ass raw, And if my day keeps going this way, I just might Break something tonight I pack a chainsaw. I'll skin your ass raw, And if my day keeps going this way, I just might Break your fucking face tonight. Give me something free. Just give me something free. I got your fucking face. I hope you know, I pack a chainsaw. WHAT! A chainsaw. WHAT! A motherfucking chainsaw. WHAT! So come and get it. It's all about the he-says, she-says bullshit, I think you better quit, let the shit slip Or youll be leaving with a fat lip. It's all about the he-says, she-says bullshit, I think you better quit, talking that shit. Ohh, so come and get it. [Limp Bizkit, Break Stuff] On the rag much, you ask? Why yes thank you, thank you very much. Now go suck my butt.
And this is for you, Leah - Hey ma, what's up, lets slide, all right, all right And we get it on tonight You smoke, I smoke, I drink, me too, well good Cause we gon get high tonight Got drops, got Coups, got Trucks, got juice, all right Cause we gon take a ride tonight So ma, what's up, let's slide, all right, all right And we gon get it on tonight
Also, you know that song that Phoebe sings on Friends that goes, "smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?" Yeah well one night I noticed an odor coming from down yonder and I was talking to my mom and I busted out with, "smelly crotch, smelly crotch, why are you so smelly?" It was good times.
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