Some old bastard cut me off and almost killed me today, so I ran him down and made him pull over. I went up to him and was like, "Get out, punk, so I can kick you in your saggy old ball sack!" And he was like, "Not on your life, you fat ugly bitch!" And I was like, "Oh no you didn't, you wrinkled up bag of shit!" And he was like, "Go to hell, you skanky little whore!" And then he sped off on his scooter before I could say anything else. What is this world coming to when you can't even beat up old people on scooters anymore!
Take home finals are the shit.
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